Add 'sexy' to anything and it instantly becomes a female Halloween costume.
I need to stop lying to myself ... This bag of Reese cups will never make it to Halloween
I'm not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom.
I don't know what's scarier. Houses with Halloween decorations or houses that still have up Christmas decorations from last year.
Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand.
Halloween is great because kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal.
I'm surprised kids haven't found a way to trick or treat online yet.
Halloween is the perfect time to redistribute those undesired condiment packets of ketchup, mustard, BBQ & soy sauce.
