(More) Love Quotes

 I love you and that's the beginning and end of everything

― F. Scott Fitzgerald

I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever

― Rabindranath Tagore

To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.

― Valerie Lombardo

I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours.

― Nicholas Sparks

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you

― Roy Croft

To the world, you may be one person, but to one person you are the world

― Bill Wilson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever

― Alfred Tennyson

Funny Status Updates

People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away
Ironically the only way I'd watch the 50 Shades of Grey movie is if you tied me to a chair and forced me to.

The hardest part about being rejected is that I end up liking them even more as a person for their ability to make great decisions.

If the Government needs to hide top secret information the safest place would be after the skip in 5 seconds ads.

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.

“I don’t watch TV” proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet.

No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers.

Car horns were invented 1% for safety and 99% because people get pissed off sometimes and need to let a motherfucker know.