Dumb Laws- Alabama

Silly laws are everywhere! Here's just a few in the state of Alabama (please keep in mind that many are not enforced, just still on the books) : 


Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.


You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.


Masks may not be worn in public.



It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.


It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.



Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.


It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.



Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.



It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.



In Auburn, Alabama- Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.


No person may spit on the floor of a church.


These are just a few of the wacky laws in Alabama! Do you have any to add?

Facebook Statuses- 2017

There's a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it's called alcohol.


I accidentally swallowed a bunch of lego pieces. I'm just wondering if I'm gonna sh*t a brick tomorrow..


 When going through airport customs and you are asked "Do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "why, what do you need?"


I just got back from a mile long walk in your shoes and I still think you're a douchebag.



Do ducks play "me, me, goose"?


Shouldn't there have been at least one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel's mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man's shed?"


 When Robert E. Lee was in high school, I wonder if he was voted Most Likely to Secede.


Not to brag but my new mistress is a lingerie model. OK, fine. A mannequin. But she doesn't talk much and I like that.


If you don't own a dog whistle you can use two teenage girls who haven't seen each other in a month.


My desire to be well informed is currently in deep conflict with my need to stay sane.