Love Quotes

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but some how feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.

When I first saw you I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you I was afraid to love you.Now that I love you I'm afraid to loss you.

I don't want anyone else to realize how amazing you are.

Everyday that goes by it seems like I discover something new about you to love it's incredible to me how one person can make such a big difference in my life, you touch me in a way no one else ever has and gave me so many reasons to love you.

Because of you... I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a little more.

When the angels ask what I loved most about life, I'll say you.

Love is not who you can see yourself with. It is who you can't see yourself without.

I might not get to see you as often as I'd like, I may not get to hold you in my arms at night, but deep in my heart I know that it's true. No matter what happens... I'll always love you.

If you truly love someone, you'll forgive the unforgivable.

There are moments in my life that I'll always remember, not because they were important, but because you were there.

True love is knowing a persons faults, and loving them even more for them.

I may forget what you said, but I'll never forget how you made me feel.

Sometimes I wonder if life is really worth it, then I look at your smile and I know it is.

There's always that one special person that no matter that they do to you, you just can't let them go.

You know your in love when the hardest thing to say is good-bye.

I look at him as a friend, then I realized I loved him.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

Batch Number Two

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Have you ever had a conversation with someone and thought about how much better it would be if they had a personality...

Went grocery shopping this morning. I noticed that the bottle of household bleach I bought has a safety seal on its opening. Glad my floors or toilet won't be poisoned. Interestingly, however, my toothpaste does not have a safety seal. Thanks Uncle Sam!

is walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper

running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!

Never expecting the unexpected making the unexpected the expected

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I'm extending Halloween one MORE day for everyone. I talked to your boss, (s)he said no problem as long as you come to work in a slutty costume.

First Batch

Dear Kanye: roses are red. Violets are blue. If bieber wins another award... You know what to do.

Really wish my Laundry were asexual... So it would do itself...

There are two reasons why I would never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two.

The Pillsbury Doughboy Passed away today...Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

is EXPECTING!! I know, I know, it's crazy isn't it? I can't believe it myself. I wasn't going to put it on here because it's obvious but wanted to make it official. I mean who would have guessed that we are expecting!! Yes it's official. We are expecting slight snowfall tonight.

so warning: the next time anyone says "i don't know if i should laugh or cry"... Imma kick you really hard in the shin.. To help make up your mind.

you shouldn't dwell on your past failures and regrets.. You can't fall on something behind you.