Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
Have you ever had a conversation with someone and thought about how much better it would be if they had a personality...
Went grocery shopping this morning. I noticed that the bottle of household bleach I bought has a safety seal on its opening. Glad my floors or toilet won't be poisoned. Interestingly, however, my toothpaste does not have a safety seal. Thanks Uncle Sam!
is walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper
running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!
Never expecting the unexpected making the unexpected the expected
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I'm extending Halloween one MORE day for everyone. I talked to your boss, (s)he said no problem as long as you come to work in a slutty costume.
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