Santa gets all the credit and I get all the debt.
Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I'm going to need those back.
My Christmas present to all of you? I took a naked selfie and deleted it.
Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year… to be slowly driven insane by Christmas music.
Dear Santa, before I try to explain…..just how much do you already know?
The race to get Dad a Christmas present usually ends in a tie.
So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I’d say it’s been a success.
Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor's yard to cut it down is an art.
I just put Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
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