Thanksgiving Status Updates- Funny

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends, and a Happy Ungrateful Bastards Day to everyone else.

Thanksgiving is the time of year when we all gather together and give thanks that we don't have to be around this bunch of assholes but once a year. 

So Thanksgiving is about being grateful, well I'm grateful for you bastards liking my posts. Does that count? 

Isn't it ironic that a turkey goes gobble gobble, and on Thanksgiving that's what we do to them? 

 I'm kind of shocked turkeys live as long as they do with those pop-up timers lodged in their chests.

Turkey Stuffing? Ain’t nobody got thyme for that!


Some of us live thousands of miles away from our families and don’t get to be with them during the Holidays. Jealous?


Having a small, quiet family dinner for Thanksgiving. Small, quiet families are easier to eat than large loud ones.


Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?